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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What made you stop being an addict?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Still no good
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
—
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...