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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What made you stop being an addict?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Still no good

No go.

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do people turn a blind eye to bad behaviour if someone is very good looking? Whereas if someone is ugly, they get harshly judged for everything?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

‘We Were Right’: Leaked Medical Report Says Boxer Who Beat Up Women At Olympics Is A Man - The Daily Wire

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...